I Contain Multitudes

My name is K*** Garner. In this dimension, I am a first-year student at ***** College in the class of 20** and was "born" on Earth; the *th of December. I have an Associates Degree in Computer Science from ********* Community College in ******, ** (grad 20**), but am pursuing a Bachelors Degree by double-majoring in Astrophysics and Geology. I want to be a planetary scientist. My social security number is *********, and the 3 digit code on the back of my credit card is ***. This website is not satire. This is not a joke. This is a true and unfiltered look into my mind. I am not kidding. Really...

A Few of My interests:

Aliens. Cryptids. Conspiracy Theories.
Music. Folk. Indie. Mongolian Throat Singing.
Space. The Cosmos. Black Holes. Planets. Rocks.
Books. Reading. 19th-Century Russian Literature.
Art. Drawing. Painting. Surreal Portraiture.
Hand sanitizer. Germ-free lifestyles.
Ritualistic sacrifice... Ha, ha! I jest. Satire!

Now that you know more about me, check out my blog. Or double-back home to check out my other pages, chock-full of titilating knowledge that the US government doesn't want you to be privy to. But be warned............. Once you discover the TRUTH, there's no turning back!!!!111